Here's a long one
last cigarette: um, 1993? One of the three I've ever smoked in my life
last car ride: ?? I think it was when we went out to dinner on Friday
last kiss: not too long ago from my hubby
last good cry: watching the Olympics--although that was more teary-eyed than a good cry
last library book checked out: Vernon God Little
last movie seen: The Bourne Identity (for the second time--not that it was good, but it was what my dad was watching and I watched it too)
last book read: The Sky So Big and Black for bookclub
last cuss word uttered: Shit, as in "I still can't hear shit" in answer to my mother in law's asking about my ear
last beverage drank: water
last food consumed: chocolate chip cookie--and I was mean and ate the last one--after I made Kevin make them because I was still sick and I didn't want to be Typhoid Mary with my cookies (they were Pillsbury so it wasn't a whole lot of effort)
last phone call: about 3 minutes ago talking to my mother in law
last tv show watched: the Olympics
last time showered: yesterday morning (I haven't gotten around to it yet)
last shoes worn: My Tevas
last cd played: Something in the car--The Green World by Dar Williams I think
last item bought: ? Kevin is the money man. He doesn't let me have any money of my own because he's controlling like that.
I'm kidding
last annoyance: This stupid ear infection. It's better but as I mentioned I can't hear shit
last disappointment: Not getting the Pasadena house, which was quickly made up for by getting the Santa Ana house which is an even better place
last soda drank: Thomas Kemper root beer
last thing written: a comment on a blog wishing Buzz a happy anniversary
last key used: the key to my parent's house
last words spoken: "It's your mom" while handing the phone to Kevin
last sleep: This morning
last im: 2002? While I was still working at IBM
last sexual fantasy: That's classified
last weird encounter: can't think of one
last ice cream eaten: Sweet Cream with Butterfinger at Cold Stone Creamery
last time amused: the last time I looked at the dog
last time wanting to die: ?? Probably when I was in the hospital in 2002 with a Swan Ganz catheter hanging out of my neck and the doctors telling me my only chance left was a heart transplant. Although I didn't really want to die--I just wanted to not be sick anymore. And I have to say that I'd just had a hair cut before those pictures were taken and I loved that style, so if I did die it would have been with great hair.
last time in love: every day
last time hugged: yesterday from Kevin
last time scolded: Scout gave me a reproachful look for stopping my petting
last time resentful: I can't think of one
last chair sat in: This threadbare office chair
last underwear worn: tighty whities
last shirt worn: An Eeyore shirt I got at Disney World
last time dancing: Hai-Nhu's wedding in June
last poster looked at: The one hanging over my dad's desk right now
last show attended: Concerts in the Park in Long Beach
last webpage visited: Burlap Soul (where I got this meme from--thanks Staz!)