Dear God,
Okay, we get it. I know you're all-powerful. I know you control the weather. I know that you want to prove to us spoiled Southern Californians that you can do whatever you want. We may have gotten a little cocky, bragging about our fantastic weather, and you want to put us in our place. Well, we're pretty humbled now. I just want to know--are you going to stop the rain soon, or is this a 40 days/40 nights kind of thing? If you could send me a sign (like perhaps coming out of the heavens and telling me to build a boat), I'd appreciate it. Thanks!
Love,
Shelby